HONOLULU - So, a Hawaii doctor, Gerhardt Konig, finds out his wife's been playing hide the salami with Chad from accounting, and things escalated. Now he's facing 20 years for attempted manslaughter? Sounds about right. The modern justice system: protecting women, especially those who can't keep their legs closed.

Apparently, the missus, Arielle Konig, was celebrating her birthday with a romantic hike when things went sideways. According to her, Gerhardt tried to recreate a scene from Cliffhanger. He even brought a syringe, because, you know, anesthesiologists carry those around on hikes all the time. Then, the pièce de résistance: a rock to the dome. Because nothing says 'Happy Birthday' like a severe complex scalp laceration.

Gerhardt claims self-defense. She attacked him first. Maybe she did, maybe she didn't. Who are you gonna believe, the scorned husband or the woman who got caught sending eggplant emojis to her coworker? The jury, hopped up on soy and virtue signaling, went with the latter.

Then comes the kid, pops up on FaceTime saying pops admitted to the deed. What a stand up guy. Bet he's already planning the vacation with mom's new boyfriend.

Eight hours of deliberation to decide he only tried to kill her? Extreme emotional disturbance? No shit. The guy found out his marriage was a sham. He's probably got more emotional disturbance than a Lib's safe space after Trump won in '16. But hey, intent is everything, right? You can loot stores, burn cities, but dare to defend yourself when your wife's been getting railed by another dude, and you're the bad guy.

The real crime here isn't the attempted manslaughter, it's the complete and utter destruction of traditional family values. Marriages are a joke. Fidelity is a punchline. And men, well, we're just supposed to sit back and take it, or end up in jail.

Konig's lawyer will appeal. Good luck with that. The system is rigged, the jury is woke, and Gerhardt Konig is about to learn a valuable lesson: Never trust a woman with a hiking stick. This is what happens when you let women vote.

August 13th is the day of reckoning, and I fully expect Gerhardt to be handed a max sentence as a scapegoat for the sins of modern society. It's all just another data point indicating that the West is collapsing. This is not going to end well folks. Saddle up.