So, ol' Stevie Cuckbert finally got the boot from CBS after years of shilling for the establishment. Now he's scrambling to stay relevant with a YouTube channel. Surprise, surprise.

After years of lecturing the masses on the evils of orange man bad, turns out even the woke corporations have their limits. Remember that sweet $16 million bribe Paramount coughed up to Trump after the fake news 60 Minutes hit job on Kamala? Yeah, Cuckbert wasn't happy about that. Called it a bribe. Pot calling the kettle black, amirite?

Then came the corporate overlords, Larry and David Ellison, Trump's buddies, swooping in to buy Paramount. Suddenly, Cuckbert's singing a different tune, ditching the MSM for some public access show in Nowheresville, Michigan. Looks like he's trying to reinvent himself as the everyman. Good luck with that, buddy.

He whines about being off TV for “an excruciating 23 hours.” Cry me a river, Cuckbert. Try working a real job for a change. His debut video? “Only In Monroe --- May 22, 2026.” Sounds riveting. Bet the QAnon crowd is all over that one.

CBS, naturally, tried to memory-hole the whole thing with a barrage of copyright strikes. But then they backtracked faster than Kamala dodging a policy question after the internet caught on to their shenanigans. Seems the Streisand effect is still alive and well.

Let's be real, Cuckbert's YouTube channel is just another desperate attempt to stay relevant. He’ll be back on the MSM faster than you can say “virtue signal.” The man loves his fame and fortune. He ain't gonna give that up easily. Bet he sells out for a bigger platform than he claims to hate.

So, crack open a cold one, CHUDs, and enjoy the show. The fall of Cuckbert is upon us. Maybe he can make some funny content for the first time in a decade. Doubt it. He will probably beg Trump to forgive him, and try to make a show about that. Sad!

Don't expect any real truth bombs from this guy. He's just another corporate puppet trying to pull the wool over your eyes. Keep stacking, bros. This clown show has just begun.