Okay, folks, buckle up. The outrage machine is cranked to 11 because Seth Meyers, the walking embodiment of liberal privilege, dared to make a JOKE about consent. Yes, that consent. The kind they're always screeching about, usually while virtue-signaling about the Patriarchy and mansplaining.

Apparently, the thought of two consenting adults – even hypothetical senators – engaging in a good old-fashioned duel is too much for these delicate flowers to handle. "Also very funny to describe a duel as being between two consenting adults. You know, because if only one person consents, that's murder," Meyers whined. Translation: Grown adults making their own decisions? Unacceptable! Must be government-mandated, woke-approved behavior at all times!

It's not even about the joke, really. It's about the Left's pathological need to control every single aspect of our lives, from what we eat to what we say to, apparently, whether we can engage in a hypothetical sword fight. Remember when comedians could actually tell jokes without being canceled by the Twitter mob? Those were the days.

Now, I'm not advocating for a return to dueling (although, let's be honest, watching a few RINOs and commies settle their differences with pistols at dawn would be pretty entertaining). But the fact that Meyers and his ilk can't even entertain the idea of two people making a mutual, albeit potentially dangerous, agreement without lecturing us on consent is just… pathetic.

This is what happens when humor becomes politicized, when every joke has to be vetted by the woke thought police. The result? Boring, predictable, and utterly devoid of actual wit. So, congratulations, Seth Meyers. You've successfully sucked all the fun out of duels. You're officially the Karen of comedy.