So, Crooked Hillary went before Congress yesterday to answer questions about her alleged involvement (or lack thereof, she claims) in the Epstein pedo ring. And guess what? She swore up and down she didn't know a THING. I'm sure you're all clutching your pearls in astonishment.

It's like, come on, people. We're supposed to believe that Hillary, queen of the swamp, surrounded by shady characters her entire career, was completely oblivious to what was going on with Epstein and his little island of horrors? Please. Someone get me my tinfoil hat.

Epstein, that creepy dude who somehow had connections to literally everyone in power, from presidents to princes, was running a literal sex trafficking operation. And Ghislaine Maxwell, a socialite of the highest order, was his madame, his partner in crime. But sure, Hillary didn't notice anything.

It's the same old song and dance. Deny, deny, deny. Blame someone else. Claim you were “misled.” It's the Clinton way. Remember when Bill said “I did not have sexual relations with that woman?” Yeah, that worked out great, didn't it?

And now Billy boy is set to testify too. It’s going to be a real clown show. Get your popcorn ready. What are the odds he suddenly develops amnesia? Or maybe a sudden case of the flu? Don't hold your breath waiting for any actual truth to come out of this.

Let’s be honest, the whole thing is a joke. The House committee is probably just going through the motions, pretending to care about justice for the victims while the real criminals walk free. It’s the deep state at its finest.

Maybe, just maybe, this time will be different. Maybe this time, the truth will finally come out. But don’t count on it. The swamp runs deep, and the Clintons are masters of staying afloat.

But hey, at least it’s entertaining. It’s like a real-life episode of some twisted political thriller. And who knows, maybe someone will accidentally spill the beans and the whole house of cards will come crashing down. A man can dream, can't he?