Cornyn Drops Based Bill to Stop Illegals From Driving Big Rigs (Dems Mad)
Dalilah's Law will finally stop blue states from giving CDLs to folks who shouldn't even BE here, triggering libs in the process.
Washington, D.C. – Senator John Cornyn (R-TX) just dropped a truth bomb on the Senate floor: Dalilah's Law. This glorious piece of legislation will finally stop the insane practice of blue states handing out Commercial Driver's Licenses (CDLs) to illegal immigrants. You know, the same people Trump was talking about in his State of the Union – the ones who can't read English road signs and probably think a yield sign is an invitation to floor it.
Named after Dalilah Coleman, who got mega-wrecked in a 2024 accident caused by an illegal immigrant trucker (thanks, California!), this bill is pure, unadulterated common sense. But of course, the Dems are gonna lose their minds.
Cornyn himself expects the triggered snowflakes to oppose the bill because... well, Trump supports it. Logic? Reason? Public safety? Nah, doesn't compute in the leftist hive mind. Remember when they said voter ID laws were racist? Same energy.
To pass this based bill, Cornyn needs 60 votes. Translation: he needs to convince at least a few Dems to stop mainlining soy and actually do something for the American people. Good luck with that.
So, what does Dalilah's Law actually DO? It forces states to use E-Verify (finally!), withholds federal funding from states that are too woke to care about who's driving 18-wheelers, and makes it a FEDERAL FELONY for an illegal immigrant to drive a semi across state lines. Based. Based. Based.
This isn't just about truck driving. It's about sending a message: the gravy train is over. Illegals aren't entitled to everything under the sun, especially not the privilege of operating heavy machinery on our highways.
Think about it: these are the same clowns who want to defund the police, let criminals out of jail, and open the borders to everyone and their mother. Safety? Security? Not on their bingo card.
So, let's see if Cornyn can pull this off. If he does, it'll be a massive win for America. If not, well, get ready for more preventable tragedies on our roads – courtesy of the woke left.
It's time to MAGA the trucking industry. Buckle up, buttercups.
