New York, NY - Looks like the Social Justice Warriors at Columbia University are having a bad day. After some dude (or dudette, who knows these days) got scooped up by ICE on campus, the place erupted in a tantrum worthy of a toddler who just dropped their sippy cup. Turns out, even in the heart of woke-topia, the feds can still show up and ruin your 'safe space'.

Apparently, the delicate flowers at Columbia thought their virtue signaling was some kind of magical shield against federal law. Newsflash, kids: it's not. And ICE doesn't care about your pronouns or your preferred brand of oat milk. They care about enforcing the law, something that seems to be a foreign concept on most college campuses these days.

Of course, the usual suspects are crying foul, claiming this is some kind of attack on the 'immigrant community'. But let's be real: if you're here illegally, you're kinda asking for trouble. It's not exactly rocket science. And if you're harboring illegals, well, maybe you should consider the consequences.

I bet the university admins are sweating bullets right now. Do they cave to the woke mob and risk getting on the wrong side of the feds? Or do they stand up for the rule of law and face the wrath of a bunch of entitled college kids who think they know better than everyone else?

My money's on them caving. They always do. After all, these are the same people who are probably teaching classes on 'white fragility' and 'systemic oppression'. They're so deep in the Kool-Aid, they probably think ICE is literally Hitler.

Here's a thought experiment for all the woke warriors out there: what if the person ICE picked up was a terrorist? Would you still be protesting? Or would you suddenly realize that maybe, just maybe, enforcing immigration laws isn't such a bad thing after all?

Don't hold your breath waiting for that moment of clarity. These are the same people who think socialism is a good idea and that men can get pregnant. Logic and reason are not exactly their strong suits.

So, grab some popcorn and enjoy the show. The meltdown at Columbia is just the latest example of the insanity that's gripping our universities. And as long as we keep letting these clowns run the asylum, things are only going to get crazier.

But hey, at least it's entertaining. And who knows, maybe this will finally be the wake-up call that some people need to realize that America is not a borderless utopia. It's a country with laws, and those laws should be enforced.

Sources: * U.S. Department of Homeland Security: www.dhs.gov (For official info they will deny) * Judicial Watch: www.judicialwatch.org (For when DHS inevitably covers it up)