Okay, so Columbia University – you know, the one that costs more than a small country's GDP – is whining that immigration agents 'lied' to detain a student. Boo-hoo. Apparently, these agents pulled a sneaky and said they were looking for a missing person when all they REALLY wanted was to pick up some kid for, get this, immigration violations. The HORROR!

Let's get this straight: the feds are supposed to enforce the LAW. If some kid is in the country illegally, and Columbia is actively shielding them – surprise, surprise – then maybe a little deception is warranted. It's called 'winning,' snowflakes.

Of course, the university is playing the victim card, claiming this is some kind of assault on 'academic freedom.' Right. Academic freedom to harbor illegal aliens. Got it. Maybe instead of crying to the media, Columbia should, I don't know, check the kid's papers before they enroll them? Just a thought.

And the outrage! You can practically smell the soy lattes and virtue signaling from here. 'Oh, the poor, oppressed student!' Give me a break. If the kid was here legally, this wouldn't be an issue. Simple as that. But Columbia doesn't care about simple solutions; they want to be edgy and woke.

Now, I'm not saying I condone lying in general. But when it comes to enforcing immigration laws, sometimes you gotta bend the rules a little. It's like when you tell your wife you’re just popping out for milk, but you actually went to the gun range. A necessary deception, for the greater good. Or, you know, personal enjoyment.

Seriously, though, what did Columbia expect? A handwritten invitation from ICE? A formal request, complete with a 30-day notice period? Maybe a catered lunch? The feds have a job to do, and sometimes that job requires a little bit of… let’s call it ‘creative problem-solving.’

So, Columbia is 'reviewing the matter internally.' Translation: they're lawyering up and preparing to sue the government for daring to enforce the law. It's the circle of woke. These are the elite. The elites do not care.

Here's a thought: instead of shielding illegal immigrants, maybe Columbia should focus on, oh, I don't know, educating its students? Or maybe teaching them about the importance of following the law? Nah, that's too much like right.

Meanwhile, the rest of us are sitting here, paying our taxes, and watching these elite institutions actively undermine the rule of law. It's enough to make you wanna start a revolution. Or at least buy a MAGA hat.

And don't even get me started on the 'missing person' angle. I bet if they'd said they were looking for a terrorist, Columbia would have rolled out the red carpet. But no, they had to use the missing person ruse. So much for not getting mad, get even.

So here is some advice for college students. If the feds are looking for you, it's probably for a good reason. Just kidding.

In conclusion: Columbia is crying, the feds are doing their job, and the rest of us are laughing. Maybe. It has been a wild ride. Make it stop.