So, the perpetually triggered Stephen Colbert, formerly of the oh-so-woke 'Late Show,' got the boot from CBS. Turns out, lecturing flyover country about their deplorable opinions doesn't exactly translate to ratings. Shocking, I know. Now, instead of gracefully fading into obscurity, he's decided to grace the fine folks of Monroe, Michigan, with his presence on their local public access show, 'Only in Monroe.'

One day after his last appearance on CBS (thank God), Colbert was back in action interviewing local yokels – er, I mean, Michigan talent like Jack White and Jeff Daniels. And don't forget the token appearances from Steve Buscemi, Eminem, and Byron Allen. You know, just your average public access lineup. Colbert, ever the comedian, joked about Paramount not acquiring Monroe Community Media yet. Translation: 'Wah, I'm still relevant!'

But let's be real. Colbert's 'Late Show' was circling the drain for years. Blame it on Trump derangement syndrome, blame it on the wokeification of comedy, blame it on the fact that he's just not that funny. Whatever the reason, America tuned out. And now Paramount, desperate to merge with Skydance and suck up to the Trump administration (remember that lawsuit settlement disguised as a donation to Trump's future library? LOL), finally pulled the plug. Karma's a b*tch, ain't it?

And speaking of Trump, the Big Man himself posted an AI-generated video of him throwing Colbert into a dumpster and dancing. Savage. But let's be honest, it's what we were all thinking. Trump's also been calling out other late-night hacks like Jimmy Kimmel and Seth Meyers, threatening to sic the FCC on them. Based. The left is literally malding, and I'm here for it.

Colbert's pathetic attempt to stay relevant on public access is just sad. It's like watching a washed-up rock star play a county fair. The glory days are over, pal. Maybe he should stick to lecturing college kids on the evils of capitalism or something. At least he'd have a captive audience there. The only thing he's qualified for now is being a meme. I'd say he's canceled, but he never mattered in the first place. #MAGA #Trump2028 #CryMoreLibs #ColbertIsOverParty