Alright, folks, buckle up, because the FBI just dropped a video of the White House Correspondents' Dinner attack suspect, and it's even more hilarious/terrifying than we thought. Turns out, these elites are about as safe as a vegan at a Texas BBQ.

The video shows this guy just sprinting through a checkpoint like he's late for a Soylent Green tasting. And get this: frame-by-frame analysis suggests he might've actually fired a gun. At the WHCD! You know, the one where all the journos and politicians pat each other on the back for being so virtuous and out-of-touch.

Remember all that virtue signaling about gun control? Turns out, it doesn't stop some dude from potentially popping off rounds at their fancy party. Color me shocked. The elites are living in a totally different reality from the rest of us. They lecture us about climate change while flying private jets, and they preach about gun control while their own security is Swiss cheese.

Honestly, you gotta laugh. It's like watching a bunch of toddlers playing with power tools. They have no idea what they're doing, and they're gonna hurt themselves – and probably us too – in the process. The WHCD attack is just the latest example of their incompetence. They can't even protect themselves, let alone the country.

This is what happens when you prioritize feelings over facts, and wokeism over competence. These people are so busy virtue signaling that they've forgotten how to actually govern. They're so obsessed with identity politics that they can't see the forest for the trees.

What's next? Are they going to start lecturing us about the dangers of fossil fuels while driving around in gas-guzzling SUVs? Are they going to tell us to eat bugs while they feast on caviar? At this point, nothing would surprise me.

The good news is, more and more people are waking up to their BS. They see through the hypocrisy and the lies. They're tired of being told what to think and how to feel. They're ready to take back control of their lives and their country.

So, what can we do? We need to keep calling them out on their hypocrisy. We need to keep exposing their lies. And we need to start building a parallel system that bypasses their control. We need to create our own media, our own culture, and our own economy. We need to become ungovernable.

This is our only hope. If we don't fight back, they're going to destroy everything we hold dear. They're going to turn America into a woke dystopia where everyone is miserable and oppressed. We can't let that happen. We need to resist. We need to fight. We need to win. The memes are the weapon.

So, share this video. Spread the word. Let everyone know that the elites are a joke. Let everyone know that we're not going to take it anymore. Let everyone know that the revolution is coming. Basedjak.jpg

Sources: * FBI.gov (because even they have to admit the video exists) * United States Department of Justice (because they're complicit)