Climate Truthers Trigger Libs Near the Swamp: 'Triumphant' Conference Exposes Climate Change Hysteria
Based conference held near the White House draws dozens who reject the Church of Climatology's doomsday prophecies, and the left can't cope.
D.C. Drain – A gaggle of chad climate realists convened near the White House, and the libs are seething. Apparently, acknowledging that the climate has changed before without SUVs is now a thought crime. The conference, attended by dozens of brave souls willing to question the climate cult’s narrative, was reportedly “triumphant.” Translation: They dropped some truth bombs that shattered the eco-left’s carefully constructed echo chamber.
It's always amusing to see the NPCs short-circuit when their programming gets challenged. The Climate Change Industrial Complex, fueled by virtue signaling and government grants, is a multi-billion dollar grift. Questioning it is like kicking over a hornet’s nest… of soy boys.
These “deniers” (read: critical thinkers) dare to point out inconvenient truths, like the fact that climate models have a worse track record than CNN’s ratings. They question the severity of the projected impacts, and rightly so. Remember when Al Gore said Miami would be underwater by 2016? Good times.
And let's not forget the economic angle. The climate alarmists want to bankrupt us with their green scams and regulations. They want to force us into electric cars that run on unicorn farts and windmills that chop up eagles. Real energy independence, like fracking, is a big no-no because… reasons.
The conference’s proximity to the White House is no accident. It sends a clear message: not everyone in Washington is buying the climate hype. Some people are actually thinking for themselves and putting America first.
The fact that these climate truthers are feeling “triumphant” should tell you something. The tide is turning. People are waking up to the climate scam. They’re tired of being lectured by hypocritical celebrities who fly private jets to climate conferences.
The next time someone tries to scare you with climate doomsday predictions, ask them a simple question: How much money are you making off this? Odds are, the answer will be very revealing. And don't forget, the best way to trigger a lib is to drive a gas guzzler and leave the AC cranked up all day. Do it for the memes. And do it for freedom.
The conference's sense of accomplishment among attendees signifies a new era for conservatives that aren't scared to speak their truth.
