Okay, so the CIA, those shadowy figures the Left always cries about, actually pulled off a W. A whole damn American Airman went AWOL in Iran – probably looking for the bathroom, knowing our military – and the boys in Langley actually found him. Not only that, they ran a whole Scooby Doo-level deception campaign to distract the turban-topped fanatics while they yoinked our guy to safety. Take THAT, woke warriors.

Let's be real: the CIA's been busy pushing pronouns lately, so it's refreshing to see them back doing what they're supposed to: sticking it to America's enemies. This ain't your grandpa's CIA anymore, but even the rainbow-flag waving version can still outsmart the mullahs. You love to see it.

The libs are probably clutching their pearls right now, whining about the “ethics” of deceiving Iran. Ethics? IRAN? These are the guys who chant “Death to America” on the daily. Spare me the lecture on international law, sweetie. We found our guy, they got played, and the world keeps spinning. Cope.

And let's not forget the delicious irony here. The same people who scream about “Russian interference” are now outraged that the CIA interfered in Iran. Consistency? Never heard of her. Maybe if Iran wasn't funding terrorists and building nukes, we wouldn't have to sneak around in their backyard. Just a thought.

This whole thing is a masterclass in basedness. Our Airman is safe, the Ayatollah’s are seething, and the Left is having a meltdown. What’s not to love? Maybe the CIA should pull off a few more operations like this. It'd do wonders for their public image, even if the perpetually offended snowflakes never approve.

Next up: Can we get the CIA to unearth Hunter Biden's laptop from Iran, or Ukraine, or wherever that thing is hiding?

So, congrats to the CIA for actually doing something right for once. Now, let's hope they keep it up. And maybe, just maybe, they'll even manage to drain the swamp while they're at it. One can dream, right?

Sources:

* Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) - www.cia.gov (good luck finding the real dirt there) * Trust me, bro.