Capitol Hill Swamp Creatures STILL Can't Keep Their Hands to Themselves, LOL
Ten years after Congress 'fixed' sexual harassment, turns out the only thing that changed is the paperwork. Shocked, I tell you. Absolutely shocked.
Okay, so Congress did the thing. They 'addressed' sexual harassment. You know, like they 'addressed' the border, or the budget, or basically anything that matters to normal people. And surprise, surprise, ten years later, the swamp is still swampy. According to the elites (aka, the people who work in the swamp), sexual harassment is still rampant. You mean the virtue-signaling, performative nonsense they passed didn't actually, you know, do anything? Well, color me surprised. Wait, no, don't bother. I'm already dead inside. Turns out, shuffling around some paperwork and creating new 'reporting mechanisms' (read: ways to make everything take longer and accomplish less) doesn't magically fix human nature. Who knew? (Everyone. Everyone knew.) It's almost like these people, these politicians, are more interested in appearing virtuous than actually being virtuous. Weird, right? What's next, you gonna tell me they're all in it for the money and power? Groundbreaking stuff. So, what's the solution? More laws? More committees? More 'training' sessions where everyone pretends to care for an hour? Nah. The only thing that'll actually fix this is personal responsibility. But hey, good luck convincing a politician to take responsibility for anything, let alone their own behavior. This whole thing is just another reminder that the swamp is deep, the alligators are hungry, and nothing ever really changes. So grab some popcorn, because the show's gonna keep going. And remember, it's always somebody else's fault. (Unless it's your fault, in which case, deny, deny, deny.) Keep fighting the good fight, patriots. Or, you know, just keep meming. That works too. In the end, it's all just cope, bro. Just cope. So, next time you hear a politician talking about 'solving' a problem, just remember this story. And then laugh. Because what else can you do? I mean, they are who they are. We just live here. You should vote, though. I guess.
