LOS ANGELES - So, California's burning again. Surprise, surprise. As of Wednesday morning, 7,000+ people east of Los Angeles got the 'rona-adjacent treatment and had to GTFO of their homes. Another 39,000 are waiting for the government to tell them what to do. Sheep.

The usual suspects are screaming about 'climate change,' but let's get real. This isn't about CO2; it's about decades of neglecting forest management because some Birkenstock-wearing eco-terrorist thinks letting dead trees pile up is 'natural.' Newsflash: wildfires ain't natural when you've turned your forests into tinderboxes.

Remember when they tried to blame PG&E for everything? Sure, maybe some faulty power lines, but years of overgrown forests right next to those lines didn't help. Time to unleash the chainsaws and thin these forests before California becomes one giant BBQ.

Where are the logging companies? Oh, right, they've been regulated out of existence. Now, we're relying on government bureaucrats to 'manage' the forests. How's that working out for ya? Remember that time Gavin Newsom forgot about the homeless problem but virtue signaled? Yeah, same energy here.

These evacuations are expensive. Who pays? Taxpayers, obviously. Meanwhile, those smug Hollywood elites in their gated communities are probably sipping organic kombucha and virtue signaling about how they 'support' wildfire victims. Maybe they should donate their swimming pools for firefighting?

And don't even get me started on the woke firefighters. Are they too busy checking their pronouns to put out the flames? Probably. We need some real men (and women) with axes and the guts to get the job done. No crying allowed.

Bottom line: California needs to stop being a clown show and start managing its forests like a responsible adult. Less virtue signaling, more tree cutting. End of story.

Oh, and maybe stop building houses in areas prone to wildfires? Just a thought.

Next time you see a wildfire, don't blame climate change. Blame the morons who refuse to let us manage our forests.

This ain't rocket science, folks. It's common sense. But common sense ain't so common anymore, is it?

And for those 39,000 people under evacuation warnings, pack your bags, grab your guns (legally, of course), and get ready to fight for your property. The government ain't coming to save you.