Okay, so Burberry, that woke fashion house that sells $500 scarves to trust fund babies, is apparently doing... okay-ish? According to the Guardian (lol), their CEO, Joshua Schulman, could haul in a cool £12.2 million bonus – that's like, $15 million freedom bucks – if he hits some 'stretching performance targets.' Stretching like my wallet after buying groceries, amirite? Schulman, who probably rocks a man-bun and sips soy lattes, already pulled down a sweet £4 million last year. Not bad for a guy who's supposed to be 'reviving' a brand that's probably more popular with virtue-signaling celebs than actual consumers. But hey, gotta keep the elite happy, right? The article mentions Burberry made a 'pre-tax profit' of £49 million. Wow, a whole lotta money. They achieved this by cutting costs – probably firing a bunch of working-class stiffs – and somehow winning back the hearts of Chinese and North American shoppers. Probably by pandering to their every whim. The real kicker? Burberry's finance director, Kate Ferry (another member of the elite), saw her pay DOUBLE to £2.5 million. Double! That's enough to buy, like, two whole houses in flyover country. Meanwhile, the average Joe is struggling to afford gas and groceries. But hey, at least the elites are doing great! The article quotes some suit saying the bonus scheme is 'incentivizing' and 'aligning' Schulman with the company's goals. Yeah, aligning his pockets with a metric ton of cash. That’s what it’s doing. Danuta Gray, the chair of Burberry’s remuneration committee (try saying that five times fast), said the scheme is also supposed to be 'reasonable.' Reasonable? Maybe in Davos, sweetie. This is all just another example of the elites enriching themselves while the rest of us struggle. But hey, at least we have memes, right? So, shareholders are gonna vote on this garbage at the annual meeting in July. I bet it’ll be passed because they gonna get theirs too. Maybe its time to boycott Burberry or something...nah, too much effort. I’m gonna go buy a t-shirt from Walmart and call it a day. MAGA!