Okay, folks, let's get real. Creepy Uncle Joe, aka Brandon, got stuck in a flight delay like the rest of us normies. Flying commercial? What is this, a 'feel your pain' tour? Seriously, the guy runs the country (sort of), and he can't even get a smooth flight out of DCA. Sad!

So, Slow Joe Biden experienced the same garbage treatment we all do in modern air travel. Flight delays are as American as apple pie, except instead of deliciousness, you get overpriced airport pretzels and screaming babies. Good times.

But honestly, can we talk about the real issue here? The FAA is a freaking dumpster fire. Bureaucratic bloat, woke policies, and infrastructure that looks like it was designed by Soviet engineers. No wonder everything's delayed. They're probably too busy implementing DEI initiatives for air traffic controllers to actually, you know, control air traffic. Prioritize, people!

Maybe if Grandpa Joe wasn't so busy pushing his socialist agenda and virtue signaling to the coastal elites, he could actually address real problems like, oh I don't know, the fact that flying these days is about as enjoyable as a root canal without anesthesia.

And let's not forget the airlines themselves. They're all in on the woke game too. Cramming more seats into planes than ever before, charging extra for everything but the air you breathe, and treating their employees like disposable cogs in a machine. Capitalism, am I right? (Said through gritted teeth).

Look, I'm not saying Biden caused the flight delays personally (though I wouldn't put it past him). But his administration's policies are definitely contributing to the overall decline of… well, everything. Inflation, open borders, and now, even he can't get a decent flight. You just can't make this stuff up.

This just confirms the system is rigged. Even the figurehead can't get decent service. It is all a circus and we are the clowns. Keep paying taxes, goy.

Time to drain the swamp, MAGA style. Build back better? More like build back broke. Let's make air travel great again! Or at least tolerable.

In conclusion: Brandon got delayed. Big whoop. But it is funny. And a reminder that the government sucks, airlines are greedy, and everything is going to hell in a handbasket. You're welcome.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go yell at a cloud.