El Alto, Bolivia - So, a military cargo plane in Bolivia decided to become a lawn dart near El Alto International Airport. Eleven pinkos bit the dust, according to the fake news media quoting fire officials. The incident happened at 18:20 local time (22:20 GMT) on Friday, right as the plane was limping in from Santa Cruz.

Of course, the plane “reportedly” skidded off the runway and “allegedly” turned a few vehicles into scrap metal. Translation: they probably haven't maintained the thing since Che Guevara was still alive, and the pilot was probably drunk on coca tea. What did you expect? Competence?

Now, the airport is “closed” and some “investigation” has been “launched”. Translation: they're scrambling to find someone to blame besides themselves. My money’s on “the CIA did it,” or “climate change,” or some other flavor-of-the-week excuse to avoid admitting they run their country like a banana republic. Spoiler alert: it’s always their own fault.

The REAL question nobody is asking is, what was that plane even CARRYING? Probably more Venezuelan “aid” to prop up their failing socialist experiment. Or maybe a shipment of those woke gender studies textbooks they’re trying to force-feed kids in schools.

Let's be real: Bolivia is a basket case run by incompetent bureaucrats who can't even keep their planes in the air. They spend all their time virtue-signaling about indigenous rights and blaming “imperialism” for their problems, while their infrastructure crumbles around them.

El Alto International Airport is apparently at a “high altitude,” which means “it’s harder to fly there, duh”. So, either they don't know how to fly planes in the mountains, or their commie engineering can't make a plane that can handle it.

And the investigation? Don’t hold your breath. It will probably take longer than the fall of the Soviet Union. They'll probably find that it's Trump's fault. These investigations are just commie theatre, designed to distract from the systemic incompetence that plagues everything they touch.