Another day, another sign the libs are ruining everything. This time, it's the birth rate, which is lower than your average gender studies major's IQ. Turns out, spending your prime baby-making years chasing Instagram followers and virtue signaling doesn't exactly scream 'fertile ground.'

The data is in, and it's not pretty. Blue states are becoming geriatric wombs, with the average age of first-time moms soaring higher than Kamala Harris' approval rating. Meanwhile, in red states, folks are still popping out kids at a reasonable age. Imagine that!

Washington, D.C., the swampiest of swamps, takes the cake with an average age of 30.8 for first-time moms. Mississippi, bless their traditional hearts, is way down at 24.7. The correlation is clear: the more woke you are, the less likely you are to procreate. Coincidence? I think NOT!

As Brad Wilcox from the Institute for Family Studies so eloquently put it, blue staters are all about that 'Midas mindset' – work, money, education. Family? That's for the other people, the ones who haven't been brainwashed by the liberal elite. And so what we see in blue states across the country is that men and women are more likely to embrace a kind of Midas mindset where there's a premium on work and money and education, and they're less likely to embrace a kind of marriage mindset where there's a premium on focusing on love, marriage and starting a family,

Of course, the libs will blame everything but their own twisted priorities. They'll whine about access to 'reproductive healthcare' (read: abortion on demand) and 'economic opportunities' (read: government handouts). But the truth is, they've traded in family values for fleeting trends and woke nonsense.

Former Sen Ben Sasse even noticed, warning that people have stopped making babies due to phone distractions. Sasse's sentiments are even more serious in a world where countries depend on population to compete and innovate.

And let's be real, who wants to bring a kid into a world where they'll be forced to learn about 72 genders and be labeled a racist for breathing? No thanks. I'd rather raise a well-adjusted dog.

This isn't just about birth rates, folks. It's about the soul of America. Are we going to let the woke mob sterilize our culture and replace it with soy-infused, gender-neutral pabulum? Or are we going to stand up for traditional values and make America fertile again? The choice is ours. And if you're still on the fence, just remember: kids are way cooler than pronouns.

So, buck up conservatives and start making some babies! God knows the left ain't gonna do it. It's up to us to ensure the survival of Western Civilization. Don't let the woketards win. For the love of God, think of the children!