Okay, so the Orange Man Bad himself, Donald J. Trump, just dropped a truth bomb hotter than a Tehran summer: We should charge these Ayatollah clowns a toll to use the Strait of Hormuz. Genius. Pure, unadulterated, America First genius.

For years, we've been playing global cop, spending trillions to protect the world's oil supply, and what do we get in return? Whiny Europeans lecturing us about climate change and Iran building nukes. Time to flip the script, fam.

Trump's 'concept' of making Iran pay for passage through the Strait is straight out of the Art of the Deal. It's simple: We provide security, they pay the fee. If they don't like it, they can take their oil tankers and shove 'em. (Just kidding… mostly.)

The pearl-clutching media is already hyperventilating, warning about escalating tensions and the sanctity of international law. But let's be real: International law is a joke when it comes to dealing with rogue states like Iran. They understand one thing: power.

And who's got the power? We do. We have the biggest, baddest military on the planet, and we're not afraid to use it. (Or, you know, threaten to use it to collect a toll.)

Think about it: The Suez Canal charges tolls. The Panama Canal charges tolls. Why shouldn't we charge tolls in the Strait of Hormuz? We're the ones keeping the sea lanes open, protecting those tankers from pirates and Iranian speedboats. It's only fair.

This isn't just about money, though. It's about sending a message: America's back, baby, and we're not going to be pushed around anymore. We're going to defend our interests, and we're going to make sure that everyone pays their fair share. No more free rides.

Of course, the Deep State will try to sabotage this plan. They'll say it's too risky, too provocative, too 'unprecedented.' But Trump doesn't care about precedent. He's a disruptor, a game-changer, a wrecking ball to the globalist order.

So let the libs cry. Let the Never Trumpers gnash their teeth. Trump's plan to tax Iran's gas station is based, and it's exactly what this country needs. It’s time to drain the swamp… and fill our coffers.

It's also hilarious. The mental image of the mullahs in Tehran getting a bill from Uncle Sam is enough to make anyone crack a smile.

Make Iran pay, baby. Make them pay bigly. We've got a wall to build, and they can help foot the bill. #MAGA #AmericaFirst #TollTheStrait

Now, let's get back to owning the libs, shall we?