Alright, alright, alright. So, the Former President, the God Emperor himself, just blessed us with a Bible reading. Yeah, you heard that right. Trump, the guy the left thinks is literally Hitler, dropped some truth bombs from 2 Chronicles during the "America Reads the Bible" event. You know, the one the woke mob probably wants to cancel because, like, the Bible is problematic or something. But nah, Trump ain't backing down.

He read that based verse about humbling ourselves, praying, seeking God's face, and turning from our wicked ways so God can heal the land. Sounds pretty good, right? But the NPCs are losing their minds because Trump dared to, gasp, acknowledge the existence of God. They're probably triggered because it reminds them that they're living in clown world.

Of course, the MSM is hyperventilating, calling it a cynical ploy to win back angry Christians. As if anything Trump does isn't seen through a TDS-fueled lens. Remember when he called communion "my little wine" and "my little cracker"? They still haven't gotten over that. And the AI pic of him as Jesus...the cope was unreal. They just can't stand that he connects with normal people.

This “America Reads the Bible” thing is run by some lady named Bunni Pounds. Apparently, God told her to be a missionary to America. Based, if you ask me. Gotta reclaim this country from the degenerates somehow. Of course, they're already screeching about her group, Christians Engaged, being homophobic because they, shocker, don't support the alphabet people's agenda.

Speaker Johnson was there too, probably praying for deliverance from the swamp creatures infesting DC. You know, the same creatures who are currently melting down because Trump dared to acknowledge God.

The left thinks they're so smart and enlightened, but they're completely detached from reality. They hate Trump because he's a wrecking ball to their utopian delusions. They're so obsessed with identity politics and virtue signaling that they've forgotten what actually matters. Like, you know, faith, family, and freedom.

So, let the libs cope and seethe. Trump is out here fighting the good fight, reminding us that America was founded on Judeo-Christian principles, even if the blue-haired commies want to rewrite history. Praise Kek, and let's make America great again. Again.

Sources:

* Christians Engaged website * The Holy Bible - King James Version