Based or Cringe? Peter Thiel’s Secret Tech Club Leaked, and Yes, They Are Ranking People Like MMO Characters
A Swiss hacker just dropped the database of 'Dialog'—proving that Silicon Valley elites spend tens of thousands of dollars to get sorted into literal tier lists.

We finally have proof that the global elite are just running a high-priced, real-life MMO. A legendary Swiss hacktivist named maia arson crimew—who famously leaked the DOJ's federal no-fly list in 2023—just completely blew open the database of Dialog. If you haven't heard of Dialog, it's a super-exclusive tech-bro country club co-created in 2006 by PayPal's original boss Peter Thiel and angel investor Auren Hoffman. Now, thanks to this massive leak, we get to see exactly how these high-IQ globalists act when they think nobody is watching.
Every year, Dialog gathers about 200 members of the deep state, Silicon Valley tech lords, foreign politicians, academics, and Hollywood actors for a highly secretive, two-day retreat. This August, they are planning to coordinate their plans at a secure compound outside Dublin, Ireland. But instead of plotting high-level global dominance like the mainstream media thinks, the leaked files show they are mostly busy running an absolute high-school-tier popularity contest and ranking each other on secret scorecards.
According to the leak, Dialog has a literal tier list for its members. They grade everyone on a secret alphabetical scale of A, B, and C based on their net worth and clout. In a hilarious twist, "C" is actually the VIP tier, meaning the global elite have managed to make getting a "C" the ultimate flex. If you're a standard multi-millionaire, you're stuck in the A or B tiers, probably seething while you watch the C-tier Chads run the show.
To show you how stupid this gets, the database explicitly ranks actor Josh Brolin as a top-tier C-grade VIP. Why? Because the staff notes literally point out that he played Thanos in the Avengers movies and starred in "Avengers: Endgame," which grossed over $2.79 billion. You cannot make this up. These high-society geniuses are literally determining your social worth based on whether you played a purple alien in a Disney movie. If that isn't peak clown world, nothing is.
But the ranking system doesn't stop there. The staff also gives attendees a "value-add" score from 1 to 4. If the staff decides your "Value Add [is] Too Low" or that you are a "Poor Culture Fit," you get instantly banned and disinvited from future events. It’s basically a real-life social credit system run by Peter Thiel's interns. Imagine dropping fifty grand on a ticket just to get banned because some tech-bro staffer decided you didn't have enough "vibes" to hang out with the elite.
And yes, the pricing is exactly as corrupt as you'd expect. The retreats cost tens of thousands of dollars to attend, but the pricing is totally rigged. The beta-tier attendees in Grades A and B have to pay the full price 70% of the time. Meanwhile, the ultra-elite C-tier VIPs get a massive discount, with only 25% of them actually paying the full fee. The entire system is designed to make the upper-middle-class strivers pay full price so that Hollywood celebs and tech lords can party for free.

