TEHRAN – So, Sardar Azmoun, a dude who used to score goals for fun, gets the axe from the Iranian World Cup qualifying squad. Thirty dudes make the list, twenty-six survive the hunger games to June 1, but our man Sardar? Gone. Poof. Vanished like a rational thought in a faculty lounge.

Now, we're told it's 'strategic.' Right. Just like 'strategic' bombing that somehow always hits civilian infrastructure. Could it be that the Iranian Football Federation is going woke? Are they prioritizing feelings over winning? I'm just asking questions, folks. Questions that the lamestream media REFUSES to ask.

Maybe Sardar didn't kneel properly. Maybe he didn't use the correct pronouns. Or maybe, just maybe, the coach just doesn't like his haircut. Whatever the reason, the fact remains: a proven goal scorer is OUT. And who benefits? Probably some diversity hire who's never seen the back of the net in his life. Sad!

The real problem is the globalist cabal that's infiltrated every aspect of our lives, even…gasp…football! They want to destroy tradition, masculinity, and the beautiful game itself. They want to replace strong, independent players with virtue-signaling sheep who are more concerned with social justice than scoring goals.

Remember when football was about grit, determination, and winning at all costs? Now it's about taking a knee, virtue signaling, and apologizing for existing. I say, bring back the glory days! Bring back the hard tackles, the passionate rivalries, and the unwavering commitment to victory. Make Football Great Again!

This isn't just about football, folks. It's about the future of our civilization. Are we going to stand idly by while the woke mob destroys everything we hold dear? Or are we going to fight back and reclaim our culture? The choice is ours.

We need to demand transparency from the Iranian Football Federation. We need to know the REAL reason why Sardar was excluded. And we need to hold them accountable if they're bowing to the woke agenda. It's time to stand up for what's right, even if it means getting canceled by the perpetually offended.

This is a hill I'm willing to die on. Football should be about football. Not political posturing. Not social justice signaling. Just good old-fashioned competition. And Sardar Azmoun deserves to be on that team. Unless, of course, he's secretly a furry. Then all bets are off.

The snowflakes are melting down. The Libs are triggered. And the Patriots are rising. Let them seethe. Their tears are fuel for our freedom fire. We will not be silenced. We will not be intimidated. And we will not surrender our culture to the woke mob.

I'm just saying, maybe it's time to investigate the Iranian Football Federation. Follow the money, folks. Follow the money. You might be surprised what you find. Probably Soros. It's always Soros. Or the Deep State. One of the two.

It all boils down to this: Was this decision based on merit, or something else? The answer, my friends, is blowing in the wind. A woke, communist wind. Keep your powder dry, the culture war ain't over.

And remember, always trust your instincts. If something smells fishy, it probably is. Unless you're at a sushi restaurant. Then it's supposed to smell fishy. But you get my point. Stay vigilant, stay informed, and never surrender to the woke mind virus.