POREPUNKAH, Straya — So, the inquest is underway into the Porepunkah shooting, where two cops bought the farm and some bloke named Dezi Freeman, or Desmond Filby if you're nasty, took a dirt nap months later. Turns out the fuzz were rockin' up to his place with a warrant for... wait for it... alleged child diddling. Yeah, that's right. Apparently, little Dezi was suspected of being a groomer.

Now, I'm not saying these cops deserved to get ventilated, but maybe knocking on the door of a guy suspected of child abuse with a whole swat team isn't the best way to de-escalate the situation. Just a thought. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes, right?

This whole saga smells worse than a woke latte. The coppers, Det Leading Sen Const Neal Thompson, 59, and Sen Const Vadim De Waart-Hottart, 35, are now considered heroes, RIP. But let’s be real, they were just doing their job, albeit one that ended poorly for them. Freeman? Well, he's being painted as some right-wing extremist sovereign citizen type. But again, maybe he was just a pervert who didn't like the government. We just don't know.

The seven-month manhunt for Freeman was a circus, costing taxpayers a fortune. Helicopters, dogs, the whole shebang. All to bring down one guy who was already probably living off the grid and eating wallabies. The whole thing is absurd.

Some QUT “forensic criminologist” Dr. Claire Ferguson is chiming in, saying they need a “full reconstruction” of the events. No shit, Sherlock! That’s what an inquest is, genius. Maybe she should look into why this bloke Freeman was allegedly messing with kids in the first place.

Let's not forget the real victims here are the kids. If these allegations are true, Freeman was a monster. And the system failed to protect those children. So maybe instead of lionizing dead cops and demonizing dead sovereign citizens, we should focus on keeping kids safe.

This whole thing is a mess. Dead cops, a dead suspected pervert, and a whole lotta questions. The only winners here are the lawyers and the media, who get to milk this tragedy for clicks and billable hours. What’s more, if it turns out Freeman’s case was a genuine false flag, then you have a problem on your hands, with the fuzz potentially targeting innocents. Wake up, sheeple. The system is rigged, and sometimes, even the good guys get caught in the crossfire.