Aunties BTFO! Brisbane Olympic Stadium Rising, Lib Tears Flowing
Sacred dirt? More like sacred ground for Aussie Rules and crushing woke narratives.

Brisbane, Australia – The Feds said no. Buckle up, snowflakes, because the Olympic stadium is getting built whether you like it or not. Murray Watt, the Environment Minister, decided against an emergency declaration to stop construction on that 64-hectare patch of dirt in Victoria Park. Turns out, real priorities beat virtue signaling.
So the Aunties are upset? Wah. They call it a “sacred site.” I call it prime real estate for a 63,000-seat monument to Aussie sporting glory. Nurri Theresa Williams, bless her heart, claims it’s her family's ancestral birthing and burial ground. Okay, boomer. Maybe she should’ve paid her property taxes. Just kidding...mostly.
The perpetually aggrieved Save Victoria Park crew is predictably triggered. Sue Bremner, their leader, is whining about fences going up and arrests being made. Boo hoo. Maybe don't trespass? The Goori Camp Embassy got a rude awakening, apparently. Sucks to suck.
And of course, the Greens are losing their minds. Councillor Seal Chong Wah called the police presence “evil.” Evil? Honey, evil is rampant inflation and gender studies departments. A few cops keeping order is just Tuesday.
The best part? Campbell Newman, the former Liberal National party premier, showed up to virtue signal with the best of them. Suddenly he's all about protecting Indigenous heritage. Classic. He even quoted a sign that said, “I preferred Joh!” Acknowledging the good ol' days when infrastructure came first. Based.
Look, I'm not saying Indigenous history isn't important. But let's be real. This is about stopping progress and pandering to the perpetually offended. The Olympics are coming to Brisbane, and we need a stadium. End of story. Time to build, baby!
The stadium is going to be used for Australian rules football and cricket after the Olympics. That's right – good, wholesome, manly sports. Not woke garbage.
This isn't just about a stadium; it's about standing up to the Woke mob and saying ENOUGH. We’re building a stadium. Get over it.
The Minister appointed a reporter to look into “longer term protections.” Good for him throwing a bone. But let’s not pretend this isn't a done deal. The stadium is going up, and the left can cry about it.
Meanwhile, I’ll be stocking up on beer and planning my trip to the 2032 Games. See you there, comrades. Sarcasm implied.


