Mumbai - Asha Bhosle, a name synonymous with Bollywood and apparently a whole lotta warbling, has kicked the bucket at 92. Turns out even legends eventually bite the dust. Bhosle, recipient of the Dadasaheb Phalke award (whatever that is) and recorder of over 12,000 songs (mostly love songs for the elites, probably), shuffled off this mortal coil on Sunday.

Word is, she succumbed to 'extreme exhaustion and a chest infection.' Sounds suspiciously like a case of the woke mind virus, if you ask me. Anyway, the usual suspects are lining up to offer their tearful tributes. Modi's blathering about 'cultural heritage' and Amit Shah's waxing poetic about languages nobody speaks outside of Bollywood. Yawn.

Born back in '33, Bhosle apparently came from a musical family. Her sister, Lata Mangeshkar, was supposedly a big deal too. Honestly, all sounds like state-sponsored cultural propaganda to me. But who am I to judge?

Here's the real kicker: this Bhosle broad teamed up with Boy George back in the day. Boy George. Need I say more? And Cornershop? Brimful of Asha? Sounds like a recipe for cultural Marxism if you ask me.

Tjinder Singh of Cornershop (who?) is bleating about Bhosle's 'astonishment of heart.' Whatever, dude. I bet he's got pronouns in his bio.

Beyond music, she ran a restaurant chain. Asha's. Probably served soy-based 'meat' alternatives and virtue-signaling appetizers.

In a 2016 interview, she claimed to have 'faced life upfront.' Yeah, right. Probably with a team of publicists and a gaggle of virtue-signaling sycophants cheering her on.

Hema Malini's 'coming to terms' with the news. Cry me a river, lady. AR Rahman thinks her 'voice and aura will live forever.' I bet he also thinks communism is a good idea. And Sachin Tendulkar's thanking her for 'filling our lives with warmth, grace, and unforgettable music.' Sounds like he's been hitting the chai a little too hard.

Look, I'm not saying she was evil. I'm just saying she was probably a useful idiot for the globalist agenda. But did she ever stand for true American values? Did she ever own the libs? That's what I thought.

So yeah, Asha Bhosle's dead. The world moves on. Now back to more important things, like exposing the deep state and owning the snowflakes. Stay frosty, patriots.