So, the Artemis II crew is about to get their lunar Insta pics. Three Americans, one Canadian – because representation matters, right? They're calling it a historic flyby. I call it another taxpayer-funded vacation to take some selfies with the moon.

Apparently, they're entering the moon's 'sphere of influence.' Sounds kinda gay, ngl. Last I checked, the only sphere I cared about was the one in my hand at the bowling alley. Jokes aside, according to the woke-a-nauts at NASA, they'll break some distance record set by Apollo 13, those brave men who actually had a PROBLEM. Now, that was some real s**t.

Kelsey Young, the lead scientist (wearing eclipse earrings, how quirky!), expects 'thousands of pictures.' Because that's what really matters – the gram. Who cares about actual science when you can have aesthetic content? Meanwhile, they're gonna experience a total solar eclipse. How many genders are there again?

They're using a 'free-return lunar trajectory.' Translation: the libtards found a way to save some money on gas so they can afford more diversity initiatives. The spaceship will be in a 'planned communications blackout' behind the moon. I'm sure they'll find a way to blame Trump for it.

The real kicker is Charlie Duke, a former Apollo astronaut, giving them a wake-up call. He even had a picture of his family on the moon! Based.

Look, I'm not saying space exploration is inherently bad. But when it becomes another vehicle for woke garbage, I gotta draw the line. This Artemis II mission is a perfect example of how the radical left has infiltrated every aspect of our society – even outer space. God help us all.

I'd like to see NASA focus on something real for once. Maybe put the resources into securing the border or defending our interests against China. But hey, who am I kidding? That's not gonna happen any time soon. Keep taking your pictures, you virtue-signaling space cadets. The rest of us will be here, paying the bills.