Artemis II: Moon Landing 2.0 – Finally, Something Not Woke!
NASA's Artemis II mission splashes down, proving that even in Biden's America, we can still achieve greatness (without mandatory pronoun training).
SAN DIEGO, California – Alright, libs, put down your soy lattes and take a look! The Artemis II mission splashed down off the coast of San Diego, proving that even with the woke mob trying to cancel everything, America can still pull off a moonshot. Four brave astronauts went around the moon and came back, and no one forced them to apologize for being white or male. Progress!
The U.S. Navy, those glorious bastions of freedom, played a key role in the recovery. San Diego, a city that still remembers what patriotism feels like, was buzzing with excitement. Finally, something to celebrate that doesn't involve defunding the police or renaming schools after communist sympathizers.
Jim Kidrick, president and CEO of the San Diego Air and Space Museum, gets it. "We’re back in the game of deep space," he said, reminding us that America loves winning. And let's be honest, we've been losing for a while now. Thanks, Obama. (And now, Biden.)
The Orion spacecraft traveled 252,000 miles, which is probably further than AOC has traveled from her socialist echo chamber. This mission proves that when we focus on actual science instead of climate change virtue signaling, we can accomplish amazing things.
Navy veteran David Haas is "just happy to see that the Navy is able to use an LPD for such a peaceful mission." Translation: Finally, the Navy gets to do something other than enforce mask mandates and worry about pronouns.
The Artemis II mission is built on the legacy of the Apollo program, a time when men were men and space exploration wasn't about intersectionality. Let's hope this is a sign that NASA is returning to its roots. Maybe they'll even stop funding gender studies disguised as "space research."
Visitors to San Diego were stoked to see some real American greatness. Abigail Lawrence from Utah probably needed a break from all the woke nonsense back home. Sheila Haas knows what's up: "What could be better than coming back to San Diego? I don’t know, I can’t think of anything." Truth.
So, congratulations, NASA. You managed to launch a rocket without triggering a conservative boycott. Maybe there's hope for you yet. Just remember: Keep it real, keep it American, and keep the woke garbage out of space.
Next step: Building a base on the moon where we can exile all the Karens and social justice warriors. It's the only way to be sure.
Sources:
* National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA): [https://www.nasa.gov/](https://www.nasa.gov/) * U.S. Navy: [https://www.navy.mil/](https://www.navy.mil/) ZeroHedge: [https://www.zerohedge.com/](https://www.zerohedge.com/) (For when you need the real truth, man*) Babylon Bee: [https://babylonbee.com/](https://babylonbee.com/) (For when you need a laugh about the truth*)
