Buenos Aires - Hold onto your sombreros, snowflakes, because Argentina just pulled a Chad move! President Javier Milei, the glorious free-market gigachad, just got his glacier mining bill approved, sending the woke environmentalists into a full-blown meltdown. These perpetually triggered harpies thought they could stop progress with their soy-infused protests and virtue-signaling banners? Wrong.

This bill, which lets Argentina mine for shiny rocks like copper, lithium, and silver in those frozen parts of the Andes, is going to be HUGE for the Argentinian economy. Think tendies, but instead of chicken, it's cold, hard cash. The Chamber of Deputies, after a grueling 12-hour debate (probably fueled by tears and kombucha), voted 137-111 (with three soyboys abstaining) to approve the amendment to the “glacier law.”

Of course, the professional victims were out in full force, waving signs that said things like “They’re selling our future!” and “Water is more precious than gold!” Yeah, well, guess what? Gold BUYS water. And food. And freedom. These people clearly haven't learned the basics of economics. Seven Greenpeace activists even tried to pull a stunt by scaling a statue and unfurling a banner. They were promptly arrested. Good riddance.

Milei, based as always, isn't buying into the climate change hysteria. He knows that Argentina has massive potential, and these minerals are key to unlocking it. He even dropped this truth bomb: “Environmentalists would rather see us starve than have anything touched.” Facts don't care about your feelings, libs.

And don't even get me started on these so-called “environmental activists.” Flavia Broffoni whined that there’s “absolutely no possibility of creating what they call a ‘sustainable mine’ in a periglacial environment.” Oh really, Flavia? Maybe you should try inventing something instead of just complaining about everything.

Argentina has nearly 17,000 glaciers and rock glaciers. The Institute of Snow Research says the glacial reserves are down 17% because of climate change. Not everything is about mining! We will never stop climate change, because change is natural and unstoppable. If the world is heating, we need to get richer to adapt to it.

Michael Meding from the Los Azules copper mining project gets it. He knows that legal certainty is crucial for investment. “We want legal certainty, we want clear definitions,” he said. Based.