Washington D.C. -- So, apparently, Anthropic (who?) and the Pentagon (lol) are both faceplanting on some big issue. We're told it's important, but details are scarce. What else is new? The deep state and Silicon Valley elites are equally inept – who could have seen that coming?

This 'issue' is supposedly lurking at the intersection of AI and national security. Sounds spooky. Bet it involves robots stealing our jobs while the military loses wars to guys in flip-flops. Business as usual.

Anthropic, these AI wizards, probably think they're saving the world with their algorithms. But they're probably just building Skynet 2.0 while raking in venture capital. And failing to address this mystery problem. Color me shocked.

The Pentagon, bless their hearts, can't even manage a supply chain, let alone understand bleeding-edge tech. They're too busy pushing diversity initiatives and renaming bases to focus on, you know, defending the country. Now they're fumbling this thing, too.

Experts (lol) are saying this shows a systemic problem. Yeah, the system's broken. It's run by people who think pronouns are more important than, well, anything. No wonder they can't solve problems.

This incompetence has consequences. Think wasted tax dollars, lost opportunities, and a weaker America. But hey, at least they're woke, right?

We need to drain the swamp and replace these clowns with people who actually know what they're doing. And maybe force Anthropic to build something useful for a change – like a robot that mows lawns.

This whole situation is just another reminder that the elites are out of touch and incompetent. They're too busy patting themselves on the back to notice that the house is on fire.

Maybe we should just let AI handle everything. Can't be any worse than what we've got now. At least the robots won't virtue signal.

So, yeah, Anthropic and the Pentagon are failing. Shocker. Time to meme our way to a better future. Or, you know, just watch the world burn. Either way, it's gonna be entertaining.

This is why you don't trust the experts, the politicians, or the tech bros. They're all part of the same corrupt system. Stay woke, friends. The real woke, not the fake kind.

Sources:

* United States Department of Defense Budget Proposals * Anthropic Investor Relations * The Federalist