So, Bobby J Brown, some dude from 'The Wire' and other cop shows, went full crispy critter in a barn fire. Apparently, he was trying to jumpstart a car, probably some clunker he'd been neglecting for a decade, because, you know, actors. Turns out, sparks plus flammable stuff equals bad news bears.

The Leftards will blame climate change or lack of government funding for rural fire departments, but let's be real, this sounds like a classic case of 'hold my beer and watch this.' No doubt he thought he was MacGyver, except MacGyver probably wouldn't set his barn on fire.

And of course, the daughter's all over social media, begging for prayers and telling everyone to 'sit with' their parents. Look, I get it, losing a parent sucks, but maybe spend less time virtue signaling online and more time making sure your dad's tetanus shot is up-to-date, eh?

Three 'The Wire' actors have kicked the bucket since December. Was it the vax? Some deep state conspiracy? Probably just coincidence, but hey, a guy can dream. Maybe they're all just trying to escape the woke garbage fire that Hollywood has become.

The real tragedy here is that someone had a barn and didn't know how to use it properly. Barns are for storing guns, ammo, and enough canned goods to survive the next apocalypse, not jumpstarting dilapidated Buicks. Priorities, people, priorities.

But hey, at least he went out with a bang, literally. And now his family can collect insurance money and probably move to California to become influencers. Circle of life, am I right?

In conclusion: Maintain your vehicles, respect fire, and for the love of God, spend less time doomscrolling and more time prepping for the inevitable societal collapse. You're welcome.

This whole thing is just another reminder to take matters into your own hands. Don't rely on the government, don't trust Big Pharma, and for God's sake, learn how to change a tire without setting your barn on fire.

And maybe, just maybe, watch 'The Wire' again. It's still better than 99% of the garbage Hollywood churns out these days. Just don't expect it to teach you about fire safety.

Sources:

* Maryland State Fire Marshal’s Office: [https://mdsp.maryland.gov/Organization/Pages/StateFireMarshal.aspx](https://mdsp.maryland.gov/Organization/Pages/StateFireMarshal.aspx) * Internet Movie Database (IMDb): [https://www.imdb.com/](https://www.imdb.com/) * People Magazine: (Referenced for Medical Examiner details, access via general search since direct article unavailable)