So, a homeless dude named Bikram Lama kicks the bucket in Sydney, and suddenly everyone's clutching their pearls and demanding action. Newsflash: people die. Especially when they're living rough in a major city. Cue the virtue signaling from the usual suspects.

Erin Longbottom from St. Vincent’s Health laments that Bikram “died unseen.” Okay, Karen. Maybe if Bikram had bothered to, I don't know, fill out the paperwork or not be here illegally, things might have been different. But no, let’s blame the system instead of personal responsibility. Peak clown world.

Apparently, Bikram came to Australia “with hope.” Hope for what? A free ride? A lifetime supply of avocado toast? Because last time I checked, hope doesn't pay the bills or build a roof over your head. Someone should have told him about the concept of EARNING your keep. It's kinda important.

And then there's Bam Bunyalak, whining about being a non-resident is like having a “disease.” Honey, it’s called CONSEQUENCES. You can't just rock up to a country uninvited and expect to be treated like royalty. Actions have consequences, sweetheart. This ain't Candyland.

Of course, the leftist media is all over this, painting Bikram as some sort of tragic victim of Australian society. Nah, he was a guy who made some bad choices and paid the price. It happens. Stop trying to guilt-trip us into feeling sorry for him. We've got our own problems, like the rising cost of living thanks to the woke agenda.

Meanwhile, Bikram's poor mum had to fly from Nepal to give a DNA sample. Talk about adding insult to injury. But hey, at least she got a free trip out of it, right? (Too soon?).

The whole thing reeks of performative wokeness. Everyone wants to look like they care, but nobody actually wants to solve the underlying issues, like the fact that unchecked immigration and welfare dependency are destroying Western civilization. Let's be honest here.

So, let's not pretend this is some profound tragedy that reveals the inherent evils of capitalism or whatever. It's just another sad story in a world full of sad stories. Get over it and move on. There are memes to be made and elections to rig.

In conclusion, Bikram Lama died. RIP. Now, back to complaining about gas prices and the transgender agenda. This country ain't gonna save itself.