So, NASA, those woke space cadets, finally figured out something useful: Mexico City is sinking faster than the Titanic after hitting that iceberg. The Nisar satellite, a joint project with India (you know, the country that actually builds stuff), shows the city is going down at a rate of up to 2cm a month. That's like, an entire flight of stairs every few years for the Angel of Independence. At this rate, it will be the Angel of Submergence.

Remember that whole “global warming” thing they keep shoving down our throats? Turns out, sometimes the Earth just does its own thing. Blame the over-extraction of groundwater, blame bad urban planning, blame the Aztecs – who cares? The point is, the city is going down, and all the “sustainable” initiatives in the world aren't going to stop it.

According to some egghead at the National Autonomous University (Unam), the sinking affects everything: roads, pipes, the metro… everything. Basically, it's a Democrat-run city’s infrastructure nightmare in real-time. But hey, at least they have gender-neutral bathrooms while their city crumbles, right? Progress!

Darío Solano-Rojas, another Unam engineer (probably with pronouns in his bio), says the Nisar system can also study volcanoes and earthquakes. Great, so we can watch more disasters in high-definition. Thanks, science!

The airport is sinking fast, which is ironic because you'd think airplanes would want to, you know, take off. And the Angel of Independence? They've had to add 14 steps to it already. Fourteen! That’s more steps than Biden can climb without assistance.

It’s all just a metaphor for the current state of things, isn't it? The West is crumbling, our leaders are incompetent, and the only thing rising is the national debt. But don't worry, the elites are still flying private jets to Davos to discuss how we can all live in pods and eat bugs.

So, what's the solution? Probably something drastic, like stopping the groundwater extraction and building giant stilts under the entire city. But that would require common sense and actual engineering, so it's probably not going to happen. Instead, expect more virtue signaling, more green initiatives that don't work, and more hand-wringing about “climate change.”

Wake up, sheeple! The world is literally sinking, and all they care about is pronouns and equity. Time to build your own ark... or at least buy a good pair of waders.