Buckeye, Arizona – So, another wildfire in Arizona. The Hazen fire, specifically. Burns a thousand acres (400 hectares for you metric system types), zero percent contained. Yawn.

Saturday it started, Sunday night it was still raging. Cue the climate change alarmists any minute now, screaming about the end of the world. Like wildfires haven't been happening since, oh I don't know, the dawn of time?

No evacuations, no houses burned. So far. Which means the only people panicking are the virtue signaling libs on Twitter demanding we all drive electric cars and eat bugs to appease Gaia.

Seriously, though, let's talk about the REAL problem: mismanaged land. Decades of tree-hugging policies that prevent responsible logging and controlled burns have turned our forests into tinderboxes. Thanks, Sierra Club.

And before you snowflakes start whining about 'the science,' remember when 'the science' said masks would stop a virus? Or that men can magically become women? Yeah, I'll trust my own eyes and common sense, thanks.

This whole situation is just another excuse for the government to grab more power and control. 'Oh, we need to regulate your land to prevent wildfires!' 'Oh, we need to tax you more to pay for firefighting efforts!' No, thanks. I'll take my chances with a little smoke and sunshine.

Maybe if people spent less time worrying about pronouns and more time clearing brush around their homes, we wouldn't have these problems in the first place. Just a thought.

So, while the firefighters are out there doing their jobs (props to them, at least SOMEONE is doing something useful), I'll be grilling some burgers and enjoying the smell of freedom… and maybe a little smoke. Because that's what America is all about. Besides, think of all the carbon the grill is releasing! TRIGGERED!

The establishment media wants you to believe this is some unprecedented catastrophe. Don't fall for it. This is just another Tuesday in the Wild West.

Wake up, sheeple. They want you scared and compliant. Don't give them the satisfaction. Stock up on water, clear some brush, and tell the climate alarmists to pound sand.

And if your house burns down, well, that's what insurance is for. Capitalism solves everything, even wildfires. Except maybe the woke mind virus. Still working on that one.