CANBERRA – Our fearless leader, Anthony Albanese, aka Albo the Politically Correct, decided to poke the bear (aka Trump) over some spicy Truth Social posts about Iran. Apparently, threatening to turn a whole civilization into dust is a no-no these days. Who knew?

This all went down as we narrowly avoided WWIII thanks to a last-minute 'conditional' ceasefire deal between the U.S. and Iran. Apparently, the Ayatollahs were having second thoughts about becoming a parking lot, so they agreed to let ships pass through the Strait of Hormuz again. For two weeks, anyway.

Trump, never one to mince words (or use spellcheck), dropped this gem on Truth Social: 'A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again. I don’t want that to happen, but it probably will.' Sounds like a normal Tuesday night to me, but Albo got his knickers in a twist.

In a shocking display of… well, something, Albo told Sky News that threatening to turn ancient Persia into a post-apocalyptic wasteland was an 'extraordinary statement to make'. He added, 'I don’t think it’s appropriate to use language such as that from the president of the United States.' Translation: 'Orange Man Bad!'

Of course, Albo wouldn't say whether vaporizing Iranian power plants would be a 'war crime' or anything. He just mumbled something about 'de-escalation' and how great the ceasefire is. Probably because if Iran actually did get nuked, gas prices would go to $20 a gallon. Thanks, Brandon!

Meanwhile, some random dude named Matt Canavan (who?) was whining about how Australia shouldn't support Trump's 'widespread bombings'. Newsflash, Matt: sometimes you gotta break a few eggs to make an omelet. Or, in this case, vaporize a few bridges to keep the oil flowing.

Albo's been dodging Trump's epic insults for weeks now, ever since the former President told Iran to 'Open the Fuckin’ Strait' of Hormuz. He also ignored Trump's complaints about Australia not doing enough to help with the war effort. Typical lefty virtue signaling.

But hey, at least we got a ceasefire. For now. Who knows what crazy thing Trump will tweet tomorrow? Maybe he'll threaten to build a wall around the entire planet. Now that would be based.

The only thing certain is that the clowns in charge have no clue what they're doing. Buckle up, buttercups. This is gonna be a wild ride.