Tracy Arm, Alaska - So, a mega-tsunami went full send in Alaska, right? Turns out glaciers are melting faster than AOC's grasp on reality, and a rockslide decided to yeet itself into a fjord. The result? A 481-meter middle finger to anyone who thinks they can control the weather with virtue signaling.

According to the Usual Suspects (scientists, of course), this is all because of “climate change.” Never mind that the Earth has been doing this whole warming and cooling thing for, like, ever. Now, it's cruise lines shitting their pants. You know, the same companies that slap a green sticker on their diesel-chugging behemoths and call it “eco-tourism.”

Remember when that USGS dude, Dennis Staley, said they “dodged a bullet”? Translation: Mother Nature almost made these virtue-signaling corporations pay the piper. A few hours later, and those 'eco-friendly' tourists would have been doing the Titanic shuffle. Imagine the woke tears!

Here's the kicker: these cruise companies are probably crafting press releases as we speak, promising to go “carbon neutral” by 2077 while simultaneously lobbying for more subsidies. It's the circle of woke.

Look, nobody's saying pollution is good. But let's be real: blaming every natural disaster on “climate change” is the ultimate cop-out. It's a way for politicians to push their agenda and for corporations to rake in more green (literally and figuratively).

Meanwhile, the real victims are the Alaskan locals who rely on tourism for their livelihoods. They're not worried about carbon footprints; they're worried about putting food on the table. But hey, who cares about them when there's a narrative to push?

So, next time you see a headline about a “climate change-fueled” disaster, take it with a grain of salt. Maybe, just maybe, it's just nature being nature. And maybe, just maybe, the elite trying to control our lives under the false pretense of saving the planet should get a day job. Because frankly, they’re not saving anyone but themselves.

And let’s be honest, that 36-hour seiche sounded lit. Basically, the fjord was doing the wave for a day and a half. Who needs a music festival when you’ve got geological rave happening in your backyard? Nature’s a savage.

Ultimately, this whole thing is just another example of the elite pushing a narrative while the rest of us try to make a living. Alaska, like the rest of America, needs real solutions, not virtue signaling masquerading as science.