Alabama Jail: Woman Drops Baby Like It's Hot, Sues Over 'Barbaric' Birthing Experience
Woke mind virus infects prison system as inmate claims she's oppressed for popping out a sprog in stir.

Hold onto your MAGA hats, folks, because we've got another entry in the Woke Olympics: a woman in Alabama is suing a jail because she apparently had the audacity to give birth... on the floor. Yes, you read that right. Tiffany McElroy, allegedly incarcerated for matters related to 'substance use during pregnancy' (the details are fuzzy, probably because facts don't matter to the Left), is claiming that jail staff treated her 'like she was less than nothing' when she went into labor. Translation: she wasn't given a five-star hotel room and a doula on demand.
According to her lawsuit, filed by some group called 'Pregnancy Justice' (because apparently, pregnancy is now a protected class), McElroy claims she was forced to deliver her baby on the jail floor with the help of other inmates. Apparently, these inmates had to MacGyver the situation and resuscitate the newborn, because, you know, personal responsibility is dead. But wait, it gets better: she's also claiming that a guard said something nasty and punished the inmates who helped her. Oh, the humanity!
Now, before you start shedding tears for this poor, oppressed woman, let's remember a few things. First, she was in jail. Jails aren't exactly known for their luxury accommodations. Second, she was allegedly there for 'substance use during pregnancy.' That's not exactly a profile in courage. Maybe, just maybe, she should have thought about the consequences of her actions before ending up in this predicament.
But no, instead of taking responsibility, she's suing. She's blaming everyone else for her problems. She's playing the victim card. It's the same old story: personal responsibility is dead, and everyone's a victim of 'the system.' And of course, Kathy Youngblood, a former deputy at the jail, confirms that all the chaos was “barbaric” and that she almost got fired for trying to assist McElroy.
What's next? Are we going to start building maternity wards in prisons? Are we going to start providing inmates with organic baby food and yoga classes? Where does it end? It ends with the total collapse of Western Civilization, that's where. It ends with trannies teaching kindergarten and the feminization of our men. It ends with a world where personal responsibility is a distant memory and everyone's a victim of 'systemic oppression.'
So, let's all take a deep breath, remember who we are, and refuse to be gaslit by the woke mob. Let's stand up for personal responsibility, limited government, and the sanctity of life (even when it's born on a jail floor). And let's make sure that the Houston County Jail doesn't get bullied into paying this woman a single dime. After all, they're probably already broke because of all the COVID lockdowns.

