So, Al-Aqsa Mosque is closed to Muslim worshippers for, like, a month. A WHOLE MONTH. You're telling me that in the year of our Lord 2024, something, somewhere, is STILL closed? Color me surprised (not really). It’s like when the government says they're 'concerned' about inflation – yeah, right.

What’s REALLY going on here? Is this some deep state psyop? A false flag operation? Or are we just witnessing another episode of 'Things That Make You Go Hmmm'? My money's on all of the above. You know, because, trust no one, especially the 'experts'.

They'll tell you it's 'complicated,' that there are 'nuances' and 'sensitivities' involved. But let's be real, the world's a dumpster fire and everyone's just trying to grab a flaming marshmallow before it all burns down. It’s the circle of life, baby. And it moves us all through despair and laughter.

Al-Aqsa, schmal-Aqsa. It’s all part of the grand game. The game of who gets to control what, who gets to say what, and who gets to eat the last slice of pizza. And you know what? I’m hungry. For the truth, for pizza, and for a world where things make sense. But mostly pizza. I hear pepperoni is having a good run lately.

They’ll say I’m being insensitive. They’ll say I’m not taking it seriously. But you know what I say? Get over it. Life’s too short to be a snowflake. Embrace the chaos, laugh at the absurdity, and never, ever trust the mainstream narrative. Because the truth is out there, and it’s probably wearing a tin foil hat. This is not financial advice. Or any advice, really. I’m just some dude on the internet. Don’t listen to me. Get a life. Go outside. Touch grass. And maybe, just maybe, the world will make a little more sense. Or not. Who cares? We will get through this. Just like we always do. One ridiculous headline at a time.

Remember when that gorilla got shot at the zoo? We really cared about that. But this... meh. People just aren't paying attention any more. This is exactly what 'they' want.