Alright, alright, settle down, snowflakes. Acting Attorney General Todd Blanche, fresh outta the DC swamp, told some Senate committee that he wouldn't recommend a pardon for Ghislaine Maxwell. Big deal. These clowns say a lot of things. Remember "two weeks to flatten the curve"? Yeah, me too.

So, Maxwell, Epstein's alleged madam, is rotting in the clink for 20 years for sex-trafficking crimes. Boo hoo. You know who ain't rotting in the clink? All the elites who probably visited Epstein's island. But hey, at least one person is paying the price, right? Maybe.

Van Hollen, a Dem from Maryland, asked Blanche if he'd promise not to pardon her. Blanche, the guy who used to be Trump's lawyer (plot twist!), said, “Yes, I can commit to that, of course.” Of course. Like we can really trust anything these people say. Politicians promise the moon and deliver a steaming pile of something else.

Maxwell's appeals are toast, SCOTUS laughed her out of the room. But don't think this is over. These elites take care of their own. Remember when Martha Stewart did a few months in the slammer for insider trading? Then went right back to peddling dish towels and getting rich. The system is rigged, folks. Rigged!

Earlier this year, she clammed up in front of the House, Fifth Amendment style. She'd only sing if they gave her clemency. See? They all know the game. And some folks wanted Trump to pardon her for info on Epstein? Yeah, that sounds about right.

Blanche, this swamp creature, even interviewed Maxwell last year. Then the DOJ released the transcripts. Transparency! (Insert sarcastic eye roll emoji here). And then she got moved to a cushier prison in Texas, where she's reportedly “much happier.” Oh, the humanity!.

He's claiming Trump didn't send him to interview her and doesn't know about her alleged VIP treatment. Sure, Jan. Believe that and I've got a bridge to sell ya. Seriously, anyone believe anything this guy says? He is a lawyer and former personal lawyer for Trump, so what do you expect?

Some lawyer for Epstein's victims is whining about clemency being “justice on its head.” Well, duh. But when has justice ever been served equally in this country? Get real. This ain't over. The swamp always finds a way. Keep your eyes open and your powder dry. The elites protect their own. Always have, always will.