So, the Palestinian Fatah party just pulled a classic move: Abbas Jr. is now officially part of the leadership. Yasser Abbas, son of Mahmoud 'Never Gonna Give Up Power' Abbas, has joined the ranks. I mean, who needs actual qualifications when you've got the right DNA? Talk about keeping it in the family – more like keeping the power in the family. Is this the swamp we were promised would be drained? Guess not.

This whole thing screams 'same old, same old' from Fatah. It's like they're allergic to fresh ideas or, you know, maybe just sharing the pie with anyone outside the inner circle. Who needs an actual election when you can just anoint your offspring? It's like a real-life version of 'Succession,' but with less witty dialogue and more... well, you know.

The lefties are already clutching their pearls about 'inclusivity' and 'representation'. Oh, the horror! But let's be real, this is the Middle East. Meritocracy is a quaint Western concept, like avocado toast and pronouns. Fatah's playing the game how it's always been played: family first, everyone else fights for scraps.

And don't even get me started on the virtue signaling about 'good governance'. As if Fatah even knows what that means. We’re talking about an organization that makes the DMV look efficient. Transparency? Accountability? More like opacity and plausible deniability.

What's next, are they gonna start selling 'Abbas Family Values' merch? Maybe a reality show following their daily struggles of managing billions in foreign aid? 'Keeping Up With The Abbashes'? I'd watch it.

The international community is gonna wag their fingers, release a strongly worded statement, and then keep sending the checks anyway. Because, you know, 'stability'. It's the same song and dance every time.

Meanwhile, the actual Palestinians are probably just rolling their eyes. They've seen this movie before. Different actors, same tired plot. Another generation of being ruled by the same old elites, who are more interested in lining their pockets than actually solving any problems.

But hey, at least it's good meme material. Maybe we can get some dank 'Abbas Dynasty' remixes going. That's about the only positive thing to come out of this whole mess.

In conclusion, Fatah gonna Fatah. Get your popcorn ready. The show's just getting started. Prepare for another season of corruption, incompetence, and endless power grabs. And remember, folks: family is everything, especially when it comes to keeping your grip on power. Now where's my coffee?

We're probably not going to see positive change anytime soon, and even if there's change it won't be from within Fatah. This will continue to perpetuate the stagnation of progress for the Palestinian people.