Okay, so the 9/11 Museum is at it again. This time, they're rolling out an exhibit called 'Our Flag Was Still There' – because apparently, the youths need a participation trophy for a national tragedy they weren't even alive for. Gotta keep that narrative alive, amirite?

Apparently, a third of the U.S. population wasn't even a twinkle in their daddy's eye when the Twin Towers went down. So, naturally, the museum has to spoon-feed them some patriotic pap about flags and unity, because remembering history is, like, so hard.

Jay Weinkam, some suit at the museum, is quoted saying it's about educating teachers, first responders, and military folks. Translation: indoctrinate the next generation with the Official Story, lest they start asking uncomfortable questions about controlled demolitions and Dancing Israelis.

They're even dragging out the Bin Laden raid, which, let's be real, was probably staged in a Hollywood backlot. Remember that unity? Yeah, lasted about as long as a TikTok trend. Now we're back to arguing about pronouns and which billionaire is gonna nuke the planet first.

Will Chesney, some retired SEAL dude, is all misty-eyed about the unity after the raid. Bless his heart. He probably still thinks the government has his best interests at heart. (Spoiler alert: they don't.)

Elizabeth L. Hillman, another talking head, wants us to remember how people came together. Sure, right after a tragedy, everyone hugs and sings Kumbaya. Then the lawyers show up and it's back to business as usual.

And of course, there's the obligatory flag-waving. Ground Zero flag, Pentagon flag, the flag that some trigger-puller took on the Bin Laden raid. It's all very…performative. Like a virtue signal, but with more explosions.

I'm sure the exhibit will be full of touching stories and solemn faces. But let's not forget the real story: a bunch of powerful people used a tragedy to justify endless wars, strip away our freedoms, and make a whole lot of money. And now, they're trying to make sure the kids don't forget…the official version.

So go ahead, visit the exhibit. Take some selfies with the flags. Shed a tear for the fallen. But don't forget to keep your critical thinking cap on. Because in this clown world, nothing is what it seems.

Remember kids, 9/11: Never forget…to question everything.