So, a poll came out, and apparently, 61% of Americans think attacking Iran is a 'mistake.' Yeah, because they're probably too busy worrying about their avocado toast and Netflix subscriptions to understand the bigger picture. It's giving 'NPC' vibes.

These are the same people who probably think 'Orange Man Bad' and that climate change is the biggest threat to humanity. Wake up, buttercups. The real threat is a nuke-wielding Iran backed by China and Russia. But sure, let's worry about the price of gasoline.

Historically, weakness invites aggression. Remember Neville Chamberlain and appeasement? Didn't work out so well, did it? These poll respondents would probably have preferred he just gave Hitler whatever he wanted and hoped for the best. Based take, right?

'Expert analysis' (read: leftist talking heads) probably says this is about 'economic anxiety' and 'social justice.' Nah, it's about people being soft and lacking the guts to do what's necessary to protect America. Where's the 'based' energy?

The implications are clear: we're raising a generation of spineless invertebrates who prioritize comfort over security. This is why we can't have nice things. America First? More like America Last because everyone is worried about feelings.

Biden's probably thrilled. One less tough decision for him to botch. He'll just keep printing money and appeasing the woke mob while our enemies laugh all the way to the bank. Sad!

This poll is a monument to the decline of Western civilization. We're doomed, I tell you! Doomed! Back to the Stone Age, but at least we’ll have pronouns!

So, go ahead and fret about the cost of living. Meanwhile, the rest of us will be over here prepping for the inevitable geopolitical meltdown. Stock up on ammo and canned goods, kids. You're gonna need it. And get off TikTok – learn something, you absolute melons.