2,883 Dead in Lebanon? Sounds About Right. Wake Me When Something Interesting Happens.
Lebanon's crying again about Israeli attacks. Maybe they should try winning for once. *facepalm*

Alright, alright, settle down snowflakes. Lebanon's whining again. Apparently, Israel did something, and now 2,883 people are fertilizer and 8,787 are sporting some fresh bandages. Big deal.
Look, I'm not saying innocent people getting caught in the crossfire is a good thing. But let's be real here, Lebanon's been poking the bear (that's Israel, for the uninitiated) for decades. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Maybe instead of crying to the UN every five minutes, they should invest in some actual defense instead of, I dunno, more Hezbollah rockets pointed at Tel Aviv.
And before you start screeching about 'human rights' and 'international law,' save it for someone who cares. This is the Middle East, people. It's been a dumpster fire since the dawn of time. Expecting Geneva Convention rules to be followed is like expecting AOC to understand basic economics – it ain't gonna happen.
Frankly, I'm more concerned about the price of gas and the woke mob trying to cancel Dr. Seuss than whatever's happening in Lebanon. But hey, that's just me.
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