East Hampton, NY - Alright, so some dude named Alex Baber – sounds like a soyboy, but whatever – claims he cracked the Zodiac Killer's Z13 cipher. Says it spells out a name connected to the Black Dahlia murder from back in the day. This is either huge, or the biggest LARP since QAnon.

Baber, from 'Cold Case Consultants of America' (sounds legit), is saying the cipher spells out 'Marvin Merrill,' which is apparently an alias for a dude named Marvin Margolis. This Margolis guy supposedly dated the Black Dahlia, Elizabeth Short. The LAPD is allegedly getting DNA from his family. Big if true.

'Currently, for the first time in history, LAPD detectives approached the family of a suspect to obtain DNA,' Baber told Fox News Digital. 'That's never happened for the Black Dahlia case... we got a pretty good feeling that we're sitting in the right seat.' Yeah, yeah, we've heard it all before. Another 'expert' trying to get their 15 minutes of fame.

The Zodiac Killer, the original edgelord, terrorized California back in the late 60s/early 70s. Cryptic messages, spooky drawings, the whole nine yards. If he's connected to the Black Dahlia, that's next-level serial killer dedication. Or maybe the Deep State planned it all along, I dunno.

The Black Dahlia case is a classic. Gruesome, unsolved, perfect for conspiracy theories. The victim, Elizabeth Short, got the full Hollywood treatment – murdered, dismembered, the works. All the boomers are obsessed with this case.

Baber used AI to flag the connection between the cases. AI! Skynet is becoming self-aware, folks. This is how they get you. First, they solve old murders, then they start taking your guns.

Supposedly, Margolis's son gave Baber a handwriting sample. And wouldn't you know it, Baber says it matches the Zodiac's. The son apparently freaked out when Baber told him. I'd freak out too if some random showed up at my door claiming my dad was a serial killer. Especially since my dad is dead.

LAPD hasn't commented. FBI declined to comment. Of course. They're probably too busy staging false flags or something. Why would they comment?

So, what does this all mean? Probably nothing. Just another dead end in a decades-old case. But hey, it's fun to speculate. Maybe, just maybe, this Baber guy is onto something. Maybe the truth is out there. Or maybe this whole thing is a psyop designed to distract us from the impending collapse of civilization.

I'm not saying the globalists are behind this, but I'm also not not saying it. Just sayin', maybe do some research.

Wake up, sheeple. The truth is out there, waiting to be memed.

God Emperor Trump will reveal the truth any day now, trust the plan.