Okay, so the suits in Washington and the Ayatollahs in Tehran are both playing the 'we don't want a war' card. Sure, Jan. But even they know the fuse is getting shorter than AOC's attention span. This whole 'avoiding conflict' charade is like saying you're 'just friends' with that smoke show you've been creeping on for months. We all know where it's heading.

It's the same old song and dance: sanctions, saber-rattling, and shadowy proxy wars. Next thing you know, some goat herder in Yemen lobs a drone at a Saudi oil refinery, and BOOM, the price of gas hits $10 a gallon. Thanks, Obama! (And Biden, and Trump, and everyone else who touched this festering pile of geopolitical dung.)

Let's be real: nobody wins a war in the Middle East. It's just a giant, expensive, never-ending quagmire where we spend trillions to prop up despots and arm terrorists. But hey, at least Raytheon's stock price goes up! 'Murica!

Remember Iraq? Afghanistan? Libya? Yeah, those were all totally worth it. Just ask the families of the soldiers who got turned into fertilizer. Or the taxpayers who are still footing the bill.

These clowns are playing 4D chess while we're just trying to afford a decent steak. They talk about 'national security' like it's a Get Out of Jail Free card for their insane power games. Wake up, sheeple! This isn't about freedom or democracy; it's about resources and influence.

So, what's the play? Do we just sit back and watch the world burn? Nah. We meme harder. We expose the hypocrisy. We short Boeing stock. And we stock up on ammo and canned goods. Because when the SHTF, the only people you can rely on are your friends, your family, and your fully automatic rifle.

Don't trust the mainstream media. Don't trust the politicians. Don't trust anyone who tells you they have your best interests at heart. They're all lying. The only thing they care about is their own power and their own bank accounts.

So buckle up, buttercup. It's gonna be a bumpy ride. And remember: when the bombs start dropping, blame the elites.

Sources:

- U.S. Department of State (for the official narrative, which we immediately distrust) - International Atomic Energy Agency (IAEA) (because even they probably don't know what's really going on)