So, the World Cup is coming to America, land of the free, home of the $6,000 soccer ticket. That's right, folks, for the low, low price of a used car, you too can watch the US of A take on Paraguay in sunny Los Angeles. If you can even afford to LIVE in Los Angeles, that is.

But hey, who needs to eat when you can own the libs by flexing your superior purchasing power at a sporting event? I mean, seriously, what's more American than watching millionaires kick a ball around while you're drowning in student loan debt?

This is what happens when the woke mob takes over. They demand everything be "inclusive" and "accessible," but then prices skyrocket because, surprise, running a global sporting event costs money. And who pays the price? The average Joe, that's who.

Don't even get me started on FIFA. They're probably using the profits to fund some globalist scheme to undermine Western civilization. I wouldn't be surprised if they're secretly in league with George Soros and the Illuminati.

Meanwhile, real Americans are out here working hard, building businesses, and defending freedom. We don't have time for overpriced soccer games. We're too busy protecting our borders and keeping America great.

And let's be honest, soccer is a communist sport anyway. All that passing and teamwork? Sounds like something straight out of a Karl Marx pamphlet. Give me some good ol' American football any day. Now THAT'S a sport for real patriots.

So, if you're planning on dropping six grand on a World Cup ticket, go ahead. Enjoy your overpriced avocado toast and virtue signaling. The rest of us will be at home, grilling burgers and watching the game on TV, without contributing to the woke agenda.

In conclusion, the price of these tickets are the most expensive joke of 2024, a complete slap in the face to hard-working patriots and a testament to the woke infiltration of our beloved sports. Get rekt.