Melbourne, Australia - So, apparently, down under, one of these so-called 'mental health professionals' (you know, the types who think pronouns are more important than principles) is now demanding you worship at the altar of AI before she'll even look at your neuroses. Dr. Hemlata Ranga, a Melbourne psychiatrist, is making new patients sign away their data privacy to some soulless AI scribe or hit the road, Jack. And they call us the crazy ones.

This is the future the libs want: Your deepest, darkest secrets analyzed by algorithms and stored in some digital gulag, all in the name of 'efficiency.' The Royal Australian College of General Practitioners (RACGP) claims two in five GPs are already slurping down the AI kool-aid. Next thing you know, Big Brother will be prescribing your meds. Big Pharma's wet dream, folks.

Her patient consent form is a masterpiece of gaslighting. Basically, it reads: 'Consent to having your brain picked by robots or get lost, snowflake.' This isn't about healthcare; it's about control. It's about normalizing the surveillance state, one therapy session at a time.

One poor sap who dared question this digital dystopia told The Guardian that the form's 'defensive' tone reeked of previous objections. Translation: This ain't the first time she's pulled this stunt. She's basically dared anyone to say anything.

The RACGP's bragging about a doubling of AI scribe use. Of course they are. Anything to avoid actually dealing with patients. It's all about maximizing profits while minimizing human interaction. Peak clown world.

The Melbourne Clinic, where Dr. Ranga hangs her shingle, claims they don't force anyone to use AI. Suuuure. They just 'understand' why psychiatrists are increasingly outsourcing their brains to the silicon gods. Wink, wink. Nod, nod. Totally organic, bro.

Heidi AI, one of the companies raking in the dough from this digital depravity, claims your data is safe. Yeah, right. Just like Hillary's emails. These companies have a vested interest in downplaying the risks. Don't be a sheep.

So, what can you do? Refuse to comply. Find a doctor who still believes in Hippocrates, not Skynet. Demand real human interaction. And, for the love of liberty, unplug from the Matrix before it's too late. Resist the Borg. Individualism is the only way forward.