Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because the Woke Industrial Complex just dropped another steaming pile of 'helpfulness' on our heads. Safe Before Anyone Else (SafeBae), a youth-led (read: perpetually-online-and-triggered) non-profit, has unleashed 'Vibe Check' upon the world. Apparently, Gen Z is so hopelessly lost in the sauce of hookup culture and pronoun madness that they need a website to tell them not to be a creep.

According to the pearl-clutching article, these delicate snowflakes are turning to AI chatbots for relationship advice. Seriously? I thought they were supposed to be digital natives. Turns out, they're just digital sheep, bleating for validation from silicon-based lifeforms. A UK study found that 1 in 10 consulted AI on sex. One in five has a 'romantic relationship' with a chatbot. The future is officially dumber than a bag of hammers.

So, naturally, SafeBae swoops in to 'save' them from themselves with a 'free and anonymous alternative to AI.' Shael Norris, the co-founder, assures us it's 'intentionally not AI.' Thank God. I was worried Skynet was about to weigh in on your awkward Tinder date. Instead, it's 'built by our team based on over a decade of direct work with young people.' Which, translated, means it's crafted by a bunch of 20-somethings who probably still live with their parents and think 'mansplaining' is a legitimate form of oppression.

The website walks these poor, misguided souls through scenarios like 'The person I was with is mad and I’m worried I did something wrong.' Oh, the horror! Maybe you're just annoying. Did that ever occur to you? But no, it must be a violation of consent, a microaggression, or some other made-up offense designed to make everyone feel guilty about everything.

They even include 'mini-lessons on the nervous system’s freeze response.' I swear, these people are turning normal human reactions into medical conditions. Newsflash: sometimes people just don't like you. It's not trauma; it's life. Get over it. Oh, and don't forget the 'consent laws around alcohol.' Because apparently, personal responsibility is a forgotten concept. It's always someone else's fault.

Drew Davis, SafeBae’s director of strategic initiatives, stumbled upon the cesspool of Reddit forums where people whine about their problems. Instead of telling them to grow a pair and get off the internet, he decided to create a 'safe space' for them to wallow in their self-pity. Bravo. We're raising a generation of spineless, virtue-signaling drama queens, and this website is just pouring gasoline on the fire.