London – Another day, another taxpayer-funded virtue signal. This time it's an "inquiry" into the dreaded SAS and their supposed mistreatment of… wait for it… Taliban sympathizers in Afghanistan. Apparently, some Afghans got dead during SAS raids, and now the pearl-clutchers are demanding answers. Did they offer a strongly worded apology before sending them to Allah? Did they check their pronouns first? Enquiring minds want to know!

This whole thing stems from the usual suspects: whiny NGOs, bleeding-heart politicians, and the perpetually offended. The inquiry, launched in December 2022, is digging into UK special forces deployments between 2010 and 2013. They’re hyper-focused on the 'potential unlawful killings' of up to 80 Afghans. Let's get real: war is messy. People die. Especially when those people are shooting at you.

Apparently, the SAS had the audacity to ask Afghan males to re-enter family compounds after raids, usually at night. And surprise, surprise, some of these fellas allegedly pulled out weapons. Shocking, I know! The inquiry is all twisted because there were 'fewer weapons discovered than there were Afghans killed.' Oh no! Did they forget to plant enough AK-47s? Maybe they should have used a diversity and inclusion consultant to handle weapon placement. That would have definitely solved the problem.

Some staff officer, bless his heart, described the SAS tactic as an “inefficient practice.” Inefficient? Try fighting a war with one hand tied behind your back because you're afraid of offending someone. Newsflash: war isn't efficient. It's ugly, brutal, and often unfair. But it's also necessary to protect your country from people who want to kill you.

Now, here’s the kicker: even the Afghan partner forces were starting to get cold feet about working with the SAS. Can you blame them? Working alongside the SAS sounds like work when they are in a hot zone, dodging bullets and blowing up bad guys, not attending sensitivity training sessions with the woke brigade.

And let’s not forget the supposed complaint from Afghan President Hamid Karzai to NATO. Of course he complained! He probably wanted more foreign aid to line his pockets. Maybe he's got a kickback coming from Soros or some other globalist goon who hates Western Civilization. Maybe he was upset the SAS interrupted his afternoon nap.

Another soldier, N2252, testified about the pressure to deliver results after a particularly bloody year for British troops. Yeah, no kidding! Imagine being sent to a war zone with orders to 'win hearts and minds' while simultaneously trying not to get blown to smithereens. Talk about a stressful job.