Cambridge, MA – Another day, another reminder that virtue signaling won't protect you from reality. Seems like all those 'inclusive' policies at Harvard couldn't stop a dude from allegedly assaulting a woman in her dorm. The woke bubble just got popped, folks.

So, some 5'9" dude in a white tee managed to waltz into a Harvard dorm by tailgating someone – because apparently, 'diversity and inclusion' doesn't include basic security measures. Then, according to the fuzz, he tried to force a woman into her room. Luckily, bystanders intervened. But the fact this happened at all is a massive L for the 'safest space' crowd.

Then, the same guy – or someone who looks exactly like him, because apparently no one can tell white guys apart these days – shows up at MIT acting 'suspiciously'. Because of course he does. Probably looking for another 'oppressed' group to lecture.

Now, I'm no Sherlock Holmes, but I'm guessing all those gender studies classes and intersectionality workshops didn't exactly prepare these kids for a real-world threat. Maybe a course in situational awareness would have been more useful? Just a thought.

Harvard Lowell House Faculty Deans – what a title – sent out an email saying a cop is 'now patrolling the area'. Groundbreaking stuff. They also invited students to 'be together as we come to terms with what has happened'. Translation: let's all hold hands and sing Kumbaya while the real world laughs at our pathetic attempts at shielding ourselves from reality.

This whole thing is a microcosm of everything wrong with elite universities today. They prioritize woke nonsense over actual safety and security. They obsess over pronouns and microaggressions while completely ignoring the real threats lurking just outside their ivory towers. Turns out, reality has a funny way of crashing the party.

Remember when everyone was screaming about 'defund the police'? I bet those same people are now frantically Googling 'best self-defense classes near Cambridge'. Funny how that works, isn't it?

The moral of the story? Get off Twitter, learn some self-defense, and maybe, just maybe, start paying attention to the world around you. Because the 'safe space' ain't gonna protect you when the real danger comes knocking. And maybe lay off the avocado toast.

Stay frosty, folks.

In conclusion, Harvard and MIT got punked. Wokeness: 0, Common Sense: 1.