DC – Another day, another W for the woke brigade. Some swamp creature in a black robe just ruled that BASED Elon and the Trump admin had to fork over $100 million to the 'humanities' – AKA, the Ministry of Truth for crybaby leftists. This is what happens when you try to drain the swamp; the swamp fights back… with lawyers.

Apparently, back in 2025, the Department of Government Efficiency (Doge), run by our Lord and Savior Elon, tried to pull the plug on 1,400 of these taxpayer-funded gravy trains. You know, the ones that pay 'scholars' to write books about intersectional veganism and the evils of white men. The judge, probably a Hillary appointee with pronouns in her bio, declared this was 'blatant discrimination.' Discrimination against who, exactly? The poor, oppressed academics making six figures to virtue signal on Twitter?

She claimed this violated the First Amendment (free speech for commies, apparently) and the Fifth Amendment (equal protection for… humanities departments?). Whatever. The real crime is that our hard-earned tax dollars are being used to indoctrinate the next generation with leftist propaganda.

And get this: the judge even threw a hissy fit about Doge using ChatGPT to justify the cuts. Like, oh no, they used artificial intelligence to figure out which programs were useless? What's next, are they gonna start using science to determine who gets tenure? Heaven forbid!

The libs are losing their minds, claiming this is a victory for 'social progress.' Progress towards what? Becoming a nation of soy-drinking, pronoun-obsessed snowflakes? No thanks. Give me liberty or give me death… but definitely don't give me more feminist dance theory.

Trump tried to warn us. He said these 'cultural, arts, and educational institutions' were a 'bastion of liberalism' pushing 'anti-American' values. He was right. But even the God Emperor couldn't completely purge the woke virus from the system. This is what happens when you try to play nice with the enemy.

Now, I'm not saying we should burn down every university in the country. (Okay, maybe just the gender studies departments.) But we need to start fighting back against this cultural Marxism. We need to support institutions that actually promote American values, not tear them down.

We need to take back the culture, one meme at a time. And maybe, just maybe, we can finally Make America Great Again… for real this time.