So, this Cole Allen dude, the alleged mastermind behind the WHCA dinner shooting fail, his lawyers are losing their minds because he's on suicide watch. Turns out, when you try to off the President, the system gets a little concerned about your mental stability. Go figure.

Apparently, being locked down in a "safe cell" with a padded vest is a violation of his precious due process rights. Can't even access his jail tablet to DM thirst traps or review his manifesto. Talk about oppression! Boo hoo.

According to the defense team, being escorted to the shower and getting strip-searched is a major dignity violation. Like, dude, you allegedly tried to assassinate the President. Dignity kinda flew out the window the moment you brandished your boomstick, snowflake.

U.S. Attorney Jeanine Pirro (based) is ready to throw the book at this guy, promising a grand jury indictment and a whole heap of extra charges. Finally, someone with some stones.

This whole situation is peak clown world. A would-be assassin gets treated better than most veterans and the woke brigade is out in force crying about his "rights." Give me a break.

Let's be real, this isn't about due process. It's about trying to paint Allen as a victim and muddy the waters. The left is desperate to find any excuse to demonize Trump and anyone who supports him. But this time, they're backing the wrong horse. A horse that allegedly tried to off the POTUS.

Honestly, the padded vest is probably the safest thing Allen's worn in years. Keeps him from hurting himself… or anyone else. Maybe they should issue them at every college campus.

The whole thing is a joke. This guy needs to be locked up and the key thrown away. But instead, we're gonna have weeks of legal wrangling and taxpayer-funded therapy sessions. Thanks, Constitution.

Judge Zia Faruqui's got a tough decision ahead of him. Does he cave to the woke mob and let Allen run wild? Or does he stand up for common sense and keep this guy locked down? I'm not holding my breath.

At the end of the day, this is just another example of the broken justice system in America. Where criminals have more rights than victims and where common sense is a foreign concept. It's time to drain the swamp and start putting America first.

Reminder that it was only like a couple of years ago that actual J6 protestors were still chilling in solitary confinement for loitering. But this dude gets mental health treatment. It's (D)ifferent!

Sources: * United States District Court filings (access via PACER) * Fox News (for entertainment purposes only)